I really hate the a-hole in front of me in McDonalds drive thru tonight. Here’s the scene: 14 hour day at work, been driving since 4:15pm and I’m rolling into Mickey D’s drive thru at about 7:30pm, minivan in front of me as I approach to order. Minivan makes their order, I make my order and proceed to advance to pay. Douche bag in the minivan has decided that the minimum safe distance between he and the car at the pickup window is approximately 75 f’n yards. This creates the situation where the dude taking the money is hanging out the window looking at the minivan, pleading it to move forward so he can take their money and send them to the next guy to get their food. Ordinarily a minute and a half wait for anything is not that bad, however in McDonald’s drive thru 90 seconds is the equivalent to 4 earth days.
So, here’s to you minivan: thanks for almost making me the a-hole that honks his horn in the drive thru. Douche.
